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So we're sitting in the barbershop chopping it up when a dude walks in with a white Shih Tzu. This has got to be the GIRLIEST of dogs. I mean this dog is so girlie, it had a ponytail on the top of its head. I'm watching it until she gets back from visiting her parents. They let him have it. Not because he was helping his girl out, but because he walked in the barbershop with the world's most feminine dog! He could have at least taken the ponytail down. Since I didn't get a cell phone pic, check out the one below. That's when the conversation started--dating women with dogs. To my surprise, a lot of these dudes considered this to be a deal breaker. One guy said he'd rather date a woman with a child than a dog. Today, it's becoming very common to meet women who own dogs. Small dogs are the most popular, like Yorkshire Terriers, Shih Tzu, Chihuahua, Cocker Spaniels, and Poodles. Fellas, if she has a Pit Bull she'll probably rob yo' ass when you're asleep. Me personally, I'm allergic to SOME pet dander. I don't break into hives or anything, but if I don't take a Claritin prior, I may sneeze or get itchy eyes. My experiences hadn't been as bad as some of the guys', but I've had some interesting moments. Girl 1: During our first phone conversation, I heard her dog bark in the background. Do your parents OWN you? She explained that she had taken the responsibility of becoming the dog's mother because she took him away from his biological mother. She told me he wanted to play. At the time, I wasn't interested in playing with the dog, but more interested in playing with her. Then, she accused me of thinking I was too good to rub the dog and that's when the argument started. Regardless, I had a problem with her DOGGY HYGIENE. One day while walking the dog on the dirty streets of D. As we walked back into the house, the dog ran passed us into her bedroom. Now after he'd just finished relieving his bowels and bladder outside, he hopped on the bed, then posted up on the pillows. In my opinion, it was the same as me doing the 2, no wipe, and then sitting on my own pillows. These were just two of my own personal experiences. So, I picked some of the guys from my Facebook friends and asked about their experiences. Some of these dudes are crazy and I will not post their stories in fear of PETA coming after me! Here are four sensible ones that I could use, even though they wanted to remain anonymous. Anonymous Male 1 AM1 I met a woman who seemed nearly perfect: pretty, smart, and sexually-compatible. I'm considering a long-term relationship with her. I hate chillin' at my place all the time because I have a roommate. So, we chill at her place a lot. Her place is cool, but she has two dogs that she allow to sleep on her bed. I asked her if she could keep the dogs outside of her bedroom when we have sex or sleep next to each other; but, she said if she put them outside they'd annoyingly scratch the door and wouldn't stop. I asked her if she could take them to a dog school to learn not to scratch. That seemed to annoy her. She said her dogs were her babies and she didn't want to change them. She has two, but the largest one always sleeps in the same bed with her. Before sex, she would tell the dogs to get off the bed, but then they would go under it and not leave the room. I don't want to have an erected penis, making love to a woman with a damn dog watching under the bed. I was afraid of him attacking me or something. Plus, I don't want an audience. When I'm in bed with a woman, I want it to be just the two of us. I told her it was the dogs or me. She chose the dogs. She said she didn't have to ever worry about the dogs leaving her for another woman. If dogs are more loyal, why is it that, when men cheat, they call us dogs'? Anonymous Male 2 AM2 I'd rather date a woman with kids than a dog. Because if she has a child and we go on date, she'll find a babysitter for the night or until we return. The girls I've dated with dogs always had to cut our dates short because the dog was home alone or needed walking. My thing was, why the hell can't the dog wait until we finish our date, then you go and walk him. She explained that her dog was on a schedule and she didn't want to break it. With that being said, she could never spend the night at my house because she always had to go and check on the dog. She asked could she bring the dog to my house? I don't do pets like that. Anonymous Male 3 AM3 My girl and I were living together for about two years when she asked if we could get a dog. After a couple of months, I found myself competing for her attention with the dog. One time we were having sex, and I mean I was laying it down. The dog must have heard her moan and came to the door and started whining. Can you believe this girl stopped and checked on the dog? There have been times she made sure the dog had something to eat before me. I think he has more Dallas Cowboy paraphernalia than me. Sometimes I think she surfs the web all day at work just for the dog. Every Easter, she makes a basket for her niece and the dog. Get this, at Christmas, the dog has a stocking and an ornament. One Christmas, her mom invited all of us over for dinner. My girl wanted to bring the dog. I finally convinced her to go and we all had a good time. It was then that I realized I better hurry up and give this girl a baby before this got out of hand. That Valentines' Day, I proposed; but, guess who gave her the ring? I put it on the dog's collar. The EXCEPTION I never had a dog, but somehow became best friends with my ex's dog. The more I went over, the more he and I spent time together. I kinda got mad when she got him neutered, though. I thought that meant they were giving him a vasectomy. I didn't know they cut the dog's balls off. My boy hadn't been the same since then. Bob Barker says get your pet spayed and neutered. Tell Bob to go to hell! I know there are some ladies who feel the same about men with pets as well. Also, every woman who owns a pet is not the same. I have a a lot of friends who take good care of their pets. I would like to close with a question for the ladies as well as the men. Ladies, will you allow your love for your pet to come between you and a potential mate? Fellas, is it really a deal breaker when you meet a woman who owns a pet? Please leave your comments and tune in for the next blog Men vs B. Because 99% of the time, there is only 1 thing you can say to a standoffish guy that will grab him by the heartstrings- And get his blood pumping at just the thought of you. Insert subject line here and link it to: Once you say this to him, or even send this simple phrase in a text message... It will flip his world upside down and you will suddenly find him chasing you- And even begging to be with you. I would not let them come between my relationship. I've had them since birth, so they are like children- but they are dogs... I'll admit, I'm still getting over my ex and the dogs play a big part. I love her dogs..... However, the last year is when I really noticed how much the dogs came first. YES, cutting dates or time w friends short to let the damn dogs out. She showed the dogs way more affection than me. Said she's just now an affectionate person...... Speaking of which, someone mentioned hygiene...... Her house has wood floors and its covered in dog hair. Her car is DISGUSTING!!! You absolutely cannot ride in it without getting covered in dog hair. The funny thing is, her personal hygiene is great. She's on of the cleanest and hottest girls I've been with. When I started to seriously think about marriage, that is one thing that was a deal breaker, if I was honest w myself. I read some stories and see where a girl might complain or say the guy is selfish. I treated this girl like GOLD and helped her w the dogs. I loved them like my own because they did like me a lot. Still, she loved her dogs the most! A dog is an animal, not a human. If a woman's top reasons for having a dog are loneliness, fear and insecurity -- then she has work to do on herself and her own expectations before she can really enjoy any healthy human relationships, let alone relationships with men. Anonymous I couldn't agree more. I did the same thing and it was because of those damn dogs! Big ugly drooly bulldogs and she had to have them in the kitchen while we ate drooling at the table as well as on the couch while we snuggled and in the room farting, snoring, and jumping onto the bed! These were both around 70lbs! Enough with these crazy ass dog people!!!! Anonymous Wow, where did you all find these crazy dog women? Anonymous My girl was the most typical nightmare stereotype dog chick. Dogs in the bed during sex? Dogs on the couch, licking their private area all day so I have to find the dry spot when I want to sit down? Thousand dollar vet bill because the dog eats it's own feces and gets diarrhea? Luckily, I was able to eventually become the man of the house, put the dogs in their place, train them to stay off the couch, sleep in their own area, go to the bathroom outside, and moreover, get my girl to treat the dogs like adult DOGS, and not 1 year old human children. This may be due to the fact that we now actually have two human children that take priority, and that she's legally required to treat better than those animals. Anonymous Guys: Never, ever date, or marry, a woman who owns a dog because YOU will always be second to the dog or dogs. Also, I have to wonder what sort of dude would want to even touch a woman who delights in picking up dog crap, sleeps with dogs and allows the filthy butt-licking fleabags to lick her in the mouth? It's been three years, I can't see myself living with that! I'm tired of it, we're breaking up, because I told him I will never live with a dog in my house. On top of the weed and cigarette smoking, I'll leaving his place covered in dog hair and smelling like an old rasta man. So not all girls are dog crazy. I love animals, but no dogs in my house. Remember this before you date a girl who owns a dog, or give in to your wife or girlfriend when she suggests getting a dog. And think about this: What if it had been a pit bull instead of a yap dog?! Anonymous Don't forget the cats. I had a beautiful 7 year relationship destroyed because many moons ago, when I did not know better, I agreed to help my girlfriend pick out a kitten from a momma cat a few blocks away. That kitten changed my girlfriend into somebody I did not even know immediately. She became obsessed with it. Dogs go to sleep at night, cats are nocturnal. When you're ready to close your eyes for a good night sleep, that cat has just drank three shots of espresso and is ready to play and hone in his hunting skills on anything that remotely moves in that bed. I had my toes wacked repeatedly, even if my Johnson got hard that was fair game as well. To make a long story short, a month later after that kitten arrival, we broke up. She tried to reconcile many times, but I was done. My theory is women go into hyper mommy mode when these animals enter their lives and your existence becomes a hindrance to her bonding with her new animal. Anonymous Comparing dogs to raising a child is very disturbing actually remind me of an dog loving ex of mine... These are two very different things. Humans have an instinct to look after there young and care for them same with any other creature. Owning a dog as a pet is something humans have introduced into society in the last 5,000 years give or take. A dog is an animal not a human... Not all people treat dogs like humans so get over it... Anonymous First of all this was freaking hilarious. Thanks, I needed a good laugh : The pictures and stories, and comments yeahh ; I have owned a kitten who I trained to walk on a leash and was training her to use the toilet. My kitty was awesome! She is really sweet, then I met a man and he didn't really warm up to her. I ended up moving, and had my family taking care of my cat due to not having the money needed for a pet fee in my new place, and having allergies. My relationship took off and over the course of 2 years I noticed my man not getting his hands too dirty, not wanting to pet other pets in various experiences, or anything. Long story short I missed her alot on all the times she was so funny, loving, and worth all the care provided. I'm thinking of getting a dog and never had one before. After doing some research and reading this shit I think most definitely I am gonna get me a dog. It will rule out all the man pussy out there in the world, cuz everyone but the user Justin is 100% a straight up MITCH, man bitch : Grow a pair and learn some god-damn compassion and quit thinking with your dick if you want something other than herpes and the only thing you have to shake is your salt and peppered loose balls when you're 50 and all alone. Having a dog is like having a child in the sense that a child takes LIFELONG responsibility. The feminine spirit is naturally nurturing, compassionate, and not-self centered which is why we are able to endure gestation and birth life into the world. If it is a deal breaker without children involved I would like to see what would happen if you had a child, or a special needs child, or someone in their family with a disability. Americans love to live in fantasy and are so deluded from reality its a real fuckery. Thanks for reminding me why I keep my circle small and my vagina nice and tight ; Feminine spirit BS again! During my single years, I don't think I ever really got involved with any woman who owned a dog. About a year or so after I got married, me and my wife got a dog that we've now had for 7 years. Thankfully, me and her are on the same page regarding his behavior and what not. He is not allowed on our furniture, we do not feed him our food, and we damn sure aren't trying to take him every single place we go. We love him, but at the same time, he's a dog, not a person. Visit any dog related website and you will see how people lose touch with reality when it comes to dogs. They will fight to the end for their dogs but let their spouse , husband, boyfriend die drowning. I call it bestiality when a woman sleeps with a dog, even if it's not Sexual. It is intimate and disgusting. The first night over a this womans house recently and she acted like I was the one with the problem when I entered her bed which was full of sand and grit, mud and blood from the female dog who was dripping fresh period juice all over. The woman laughed like it was fun. It was one of the most neurosis invoking moments I have ever felt. I cocooned my naked body in the only clean looking sheet I could find and just slept until morning as I could not even describe to her how wrong the situation was. No we did not have sex.. I started kissing her and when when she started moaning , the fucking dogs 2 bull mastifs who at this point were NOT on the bed came running back to the door which I convinced her to close, and the male sounded like a police officer breaking down a door. And I'm the one who's crazy. Anonymous I have been trying to date a guy who has a basset hound. Very cute dog but I can't stand going over to his house and getting covered in dog hair. The dog has to be in the bedroom when we're being intimate. It's not working for me at all. I have dark furniture and cherry wood floors and whenever he talks about bringing his dog over I get panicky. I love not having animal hair on my things, love not having piss and crap remnants in my back yard, and do not want my floors scratched. I would never sleep with a guy in one of my kids' beds. He also said he will always have a basset hound so there is no end in sight. I have kids and realize not everyone wants to date someone with kids, but at least they grow up, don't shed and don't crap in the yard. A dog is like a perpetual toddler who then becomes geriatric and even more high maintance at the end. I never thought a dog would be the reason I'd break it off with someone but I am planning to end it because we are just fundamentally too incompatible in this area for it to work. I just had to add my story to this thread. I met a girl in grad school and we started dating. She was everything I wanted in a woman. We had to do the long distance thing for a bit after graduation and while we were living apart she got a dog in spite of my begging her to wait. I felt like if we were going to get a dog, we should at least wait until we lived together so we could raise it together. Well, she couldn't wait and got a boxer and from that day, everything changed. She acted like this dog was her child and became far more concerned with her dogs needs than my own. The dog was allowed to sleep in the bed until I put my foot down. Whenever we would get intimate the dog would stare and watch or scratch and whimper at the door. We ended up breaking up because she chose the dog over me. Won't date another dog owner, ever. Love reading the other stories on here. Makes me feel like I'm not alone! Anonymous This is precisely why dating a woman with a dog is suicide. You will NEVER be 1 in their life. They are trying to fill the void in their life of not having a man with a dog. Personally, I'd rather have a good woman in my bed than a smelly, loud, hair shedding mutt. Pets should only be considered AFTER 2 people have been living together and have discussed it and agree on it, together. News Flash: Ladies, not EVERYONE likes dogs!!!! Some of us are Cat people or, have allergies or don't care for pets in the home. I wish there was a dating site for those of us who don't care for dogs or have allergies and can't have pets. Also, why is it that women always post pictures of their dogs on dating websites?? We're not interested in dating your DOG!! And, we don't care how many places around the World you've visited. Sorry, off topic there for a second. Not everyone likes slobber, stink, shedding hair all over, loud barking, and overall, high maintenance of the care of the animal. If that's you, fine. But, don't expect us to like it, too. I've dated five women who all had various breeds of dog. One girl - I should say woman, as she was 29 at the time - had a mut and that dog was her baby. We had a trip planned to the mountains, just the two of us, but her dog sitter backed out last minute and we had to cancel, I even suggested we bring the dog, trying to be accepting but wasn't having it. She would talk in a baby voice to the dog, then show it copious amounts of affection, of which she did not show me. One night I succumbed and said she could stay over and bring the dog with her. First thing it does when I let it inside is round fast as it can around my house, then up the steps, and all through the upstairs before curling up on my bed, leaving a pile of hair behind. She was laughing and saying how funny is her dog! We get to the bonfire and she shirks her dog duties onto me! At this point I'm getting pissed off and she can tell. We go back to my house, the dog runs around again, and then it has to sleep in the same room as us, snoring, the entire night. This is just one story. The other four women weren't any better. Another girl had a small dog that loved to jump on the bed in the middle of the night. After several nights of this I got really pissed at being woken up again as the dog jumped on us then walked over me several times to snuggle down in between us. If you women love your dogs so damn much why don't you marry it! My exgf got a dog while we were dating... It was a brainless rescue little chihuahua mutt... Tried one night with that dog in the bed... I told her, no fucking dog in the bedroom, pick him or me. She sort of picked me. Wouldn't train the dog properly or walk him enough, she he shit everywhere, ate the rug, barked and annoyed the neighbors... And I hear you guys on trying to get keep your wood while some annoying little mutt is scratching at the door. I worked all day at work, have barely spent 2 hours with you and now you want to drag him in here? In my story we broke up not just because of her mutt but he was a major factor. Months later, we got back together and she had given the dog up which I thought was great... If she or he is that obsessed over the animal... ALWAYS come first in my social circles. Fuck the dogs well not literally, but I'm sure some of these nutcases have thought about doing it! I may be single... I've grown up with a lab my entire life 3 of them that were always outdoor dogs. Played with them every day, but they were never allowed inside except for a few times. They were only allowed in the living room and kitchen parents trained them really well. Fast forward to 2 years after college. I've been dating a girl for almost 4 years and she just decided to get a Golden Retriever. She knows that I don't like indoor dogs, especially hairy ones. Her parents have 2 Goldens and I can't stand going there and having dogs jump all over me and leaving covered in hair. My gf just got her own house and golden indoor dog too , even after I told her I wasn't a big fan. We used to go over to each other's places equally, but now I ALWAYS have to go over to her place because she doesn't want to leave the dog. So when I go over to her place now the first thing that hits you is the smell of a dirty dog living in the house. She lets it on the couch and it sleeps in her bedroom, hair is everywhere! All her affection is for the dog now and I'm lucky if I get a kiss with her dog licked lips. What really did it for me was when I was staying with her for a week. She came home and I was waiting at the door with dinner made. She comes in the door and gets on the floor to hug and kiss the dog for a minute or two. I can't stand having to plan everything around a dog and I'm definitely 2 in her life. It's a shame, but in 6 months her dog has completely changed our relationship. As a child we had an outdoor dog. She was only allowed in one room in the house. We lived in a very wide open area with grass, trees and woods. My Mom would wash that dog in the driveway with a garden hose and soap at least twice a week. No city germs, just dust from running around outdoors. We played with the dog outside and all the kids in the neighborhood played with the dog too. The dog was not allowed on the furniture and stayed in one room of our large house only. She had her own little bed just inside this one room. When we moved away from that house and all went off to live on our own, a farmer in the area took the dog. She was a lovely pet for us kids and when she lived on the farm there were other animals for her to play with. The few vacations we went on were to camping grounds if pets were allowed. If no pets were allowed, a neighbor watched the dog while we were gone. This was more of a family and agricultural experience. The dog did not come to the barbershop, the store, on a train, to my grandparents apartment, to - anywhere. No one had to be home to walk the dog or watch the dog if we went out for the day. There was always an indoor shelter on the property the dog could acces if the weather was bad. Our lives did not revolve around the dog except that she had to be fed. Dating a single person with a dog is nothing like having a childhood pet that is basically an outdoor animal that your mom feeds - just like she feeds the kids. The dog had lots of property to run around and did not have to be tied up, penned in, walked or picked up after she went in the woods. No one would ever think of bringing the dog to a visit in someone else's home - ever. Adult people who make a dog their top priority are not dating material as far as I am concerned. It is nice to have a childhood pet in a rural area, but when you become a single adult and live in a city, placing a pet's needs before that of your boyfriend or girlfriend can stand in the way of the relationship between the 2 people. I will not sleep on hair covered sheets or have a dog in the bedroom with me. I dated a man with a dog and could not stay at his apartment AT ALL. He always stayed at my place and would drop the dog off with his parents. Honestly, I did not like the whole arrangement. We could never plan any activity without considering what would happen with the dog. I know he loved that dog, but as a practical matter I would never date a man with a dog again. We split up for other reasons , but we remained friendly. He called me when his dog died a few years later. He was very sad and we got together, had some dinner and talked. Later on he told me that as long as he continued to live in an apartment and hold a job, he would not get another dog. He felt it was a big responsibility for him and also a hinderance to him dating and traveling. He was really spending an inordinate amount of his free time with the dog. He realized it was not the same as when he was a child. He also grew up in an open area where the animals could roam around outdoors and did not have to be walked or penned in. When there are lots of kids or other animals around it is different than living singly as a working adult with a pet in an apartment. There is a God. After two months into a wonderful relationship with a brilliant, kind, funny woman that I was going to end because of her dog... Not an ounce of sadness on my part. On the contrary, I felt Joy. I had to fake being upset for her and I think she was a little happy that fucker dropped too. Our relationship is wonderful now. Who knew that death would breathe sweet life back into our relationship. 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Your dog is not. I hope the recession continues long enough for the weak to be cut out of power in the system, or a true recovery is impossible. Simply put when a man is genuinely interested in you he is consistent. But if someone offers you a cake that is in fact made of shit instead of chocolate… you should stop eating that cake. But in some ways I regret that first time. After several nights of this I got really pissed at being woken up again as the dog jumped on us then walked over me several times to snuggle down in between us. Do you see her as a partner in human terms?.